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Hoodie Szn #ThreePieceAndABiscuit @al3 @kea_slimey  Mani # @nyghoops #TheMachine

Hoodie Szn #ThreePieceAndABiscuit @al3 @kea_slimey Mani @nyghoops #TheMachine

🐻  #themachine and then 🍸  #vodka @bertkreischer @mrtipplessf

🐻 #themachine and then 🍸 #vodka @bertkreischer @mrtipplessf

Best birthday present ever...  #themachine @bertkreischer  #fuckingawesome

Best birthday present ever... #themachine @bertkreischer #fuckingawesome

It just shows it doesn't matter how much money you got even  #KanyeWest is begging to see his daughter but when you choose to lay with certain people

It just shows it doesn't matter how much money you got even #KanyeWest is begging to see his daughter but when you choose to lay with certain people these are going to be the results let's learn from them JAYZ #microphone, #RockTheBellsradio #Timbaland #SwizzBeatz #DJSophiarocks #Africanbreakdancing #Hawaii #Hawaii @HipHop #DJPremier #smackwater #BEATMAKING #breakdancing #boombap #KRISTABEATS #ALCTRONPFB. #itz4ize_ #stanceelements #Besuscryse #DJ #electricmusic #FLStudio #FruityLoops #themachine, #MPC #Studio #Beats #beatmaker

What a great day.. my Christmas gift for the family was tickets to see @bertkreischer and a night in a great hotel.. we had an amazing dinner , Laughe

What a great day.. my Christmas gift for the family was tickets to see @bertkreischer and a night in a great hotel.. we had an amazing dinner , Laughed until we cried & enjoyed being touristy for a bit..I told Jt that as he's getting older it's important to me that we make these memories ❤ #SF #Warfield #BertKreisher #TheMachine

The Berty Boy Tour Relapse @bertkreischer @thewarfield  #the bertyboytourrelapse  #themachine  #comedy  #hilarious

The Berty Boy Tour Relapse @bertkreischer @thewarfield #the bertyboytourrelapse #themachine #comedy #hilarious

@bertkreischer did not disappoint! Such a fun show !  #sf #warfield #theMachine

@bertkreischer did not disappoint! Such a fun show ! #sf #warfield #theMachine

I did this so quick speed it up meaning I did it is such a rush cuz I was being rushed The Familiar store together I'm still going to put it up becaus

I did this so quick speed it up meaning I did it is such a rush cuz I was being rushed The Familiar store together I'm still going to put it up because I must learn from my mistakes as a rush product but I'm having fun and learning #FLStudio #FruityLoops #themachine, #MPC #Studio #Beats #beatmaker #Rhymes #hiphop #microphone #breakdancing #boombap #DJ #electricmusic #housemusic #elements #music #NipseyHussle #housemusic #PRODUCER #music #NipseyHussle

I’m 9 days out from the first time I tested positive. But the CDC says that’s perfectly fine, they say even positive, that I do not pose a threat to a

I’m 9 days out from the first time I tested positive. But the CDC says that’s perfectly fine, they say even positive, that I do not pose a threat to anyone. 🤷🏻‍♀️ And according to the AMA and CDC, we also don’t need to Don proper PPE when administering CPR to a Covid positive patient experiencing a cardiac arrest. And if we’re asymptomatic when we test positive, no need to isolate/quarantine at all. Go to work, go directly to work, do not pass go, and do not collect $200. In fact, to save time and money, we are supposed to reuse our PPE… if we’re blessed enough to have it that is. We went from educated, experienced “heroes” to “you knew what you signed up for stop complaining you pathetic whiny expendable property,” in just a few months. So yeah… #behavioralhealthnurse #hospicenurse #ltcnurse #ernurse #covid #covidvacccine #scrublife #keto #ketonurse #naturenurse #offroadnurse #trees #beautifuldisaster #flowerchild #treehugger #goals #noexcuses #nurseshoes #travelnurse #travelnurselife #travelnurseadventures #covid_19 #covidnurse #science #essential #selfcare #50pluswomen #mydream #fuckcovid19 #TheMachine

@bertkreischer I want in on your weight loss challenge you got going on with your crew. I'm down 220lbs. Don't worry you can just prorate me the money

@bertkreischer I want in on your weight loss challenge you got going on with your crew. I'm down 220lbs. Don't worry you can just prorate me the money! If anyone comments tag @bertkreischer obviously I'm not really looking for money I just thought it'd be cool if he noticed my shout out #weightloss #healthylifestyle #themachine

Maravillo 🤩 las fotos ,no se alcanza apreciar tan bello lugar !!  Exactamente entre la cordillera ....⛰️  #lascayanas  #sextaregiónchile🇨🇱   #cascadac

Maravillo 🤩 las fotos ,no se alcanza apreciar tan bello lugar !! Exactamente entre la cordillera ....⛰️ #lascayanas #sextaregiónchile🇨🇱 #cascadachorrodelavieja @fratina.spa @macarena.klga @fratina.in.colors @tinajaysauna #themachine

“Embrace progress” @leagueoflegends  #leagueoflegends  #viktor  #themachine  #viktorthemachineherald

“Embrace progress” @leagueoflegends #leagueoflegends #viktor #themachine #viktorthemachineherald

prəˈsiZHən  ____ Located @ 5901 NW 183rd St Unit 239 Hialeah, FL  33015 United States  . . . . . . . . . . .   #bigcal  #themachine  #prəˈsiZHən  #who

prəˈsiZHən ____ Located @ 5901 NW 183rd St Unit 239 Hialeah, FL 33015 United States . . . . . . . . . . . #bigcal #themachine #prəˈsiZHən #whosnext #miamibarber #underated 💈😎 #barbershopconnect #barbershop #barberlife #cuçtsbybigcal 💈 #onemangang #detailiseverything #appointmentsonly #barberpreneur #beardedman #blackbarber #cuttinghairsince88 #miamibarber #underated 💈😎

Bert Kreischer Comedy show what is so funny. Awesome date night.  #themachine

Bert Kreischer Comedy show what is so funny. Awesome date night. #themachine

Time for some comedy @bertkreischer  #TheMachine

Time for some comedy @bertkreischer #TheMachine

#beforeinstagram  #ThrowbackThursday spring training 2012. Angels/Indians…i still am trying to figure out how Shelly Duncan didn’t break his leg at le

#beforeinstagram #ThrowbackThursday spring training 2012. Angels/Indians…i still am trying to figure out how Shelly Duncan didn’t break his leg at least once batting during his major league career. also, check out The Machine aka Albert Pujols and some fireworks. #clevelandindians #losangelesangels #springtraining #goodyearaz #goodyearballpark #goodyeararizona #clevelandguardians #themachine #albertpujols #tbt #throwback #baseball #mlb #mlbspringtraining #cactusleague

“Whenever we went to Hawaii” was in 2016.   Did y’all listen to the Call Her Daddy interview?  Do you feel like Jamie redeemed herself in your eyes? 👇

“Whenever we went to Hawaii” was in 2016. Did y’all listen to the Call Her Daddy interview? Do you feel like Jamie redeemed herself in your eyes? 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 #allegedlybravopodcast #allegedlybravo #britneyspears

CityBeat Best of Cincinnati time again. You can find us nominated for Best Food Truck, French Fries, and other categories.   As always, thanks for you

CityBeat Best of Cincinnati time again. You can find us nominated for Best Food Truck, French Fries, and other categories. As always, thanks for your support. See ya soon! https://vote.citybeat.com/eats/food-truck #TheMachine #Cincinnati #Ohio #FoodTruck

Join us on Sunday @ 1:00 PM for the release of THE MACHINE! (Yes, it's named after the @bertkreischer comedy skit)  - 2 packages will be available to

Join us on Sunday @ 1:00 PM for the release of THE MACHINE! (Yes, it's named after the @bertkreischer comedy skit) - 2 packages will be available to participate: OFFICERS PACKAGE = $40.00 - (1) Toro "3 Kingdoms" - (1) Corona "Call to Arms" - (1) Toro "Crook of the Crown" - 2oz Bag of The Machine - 2oz Bag of Quartermaster - 2oz Bag of Lincolns Blockade ENLISTED PACKAGE = $30.00 - (1) Robusto "3 Kingdoms" - (1) Robusto "Call to Arms" - (1) Robusto "Crook of the Crown" - 2oz Bag of The Machine - - - #SeeYouAtTheUnion #UnionCigar #staysmokey #BrickAndMortarBusiness #cigar #cigarlife #cigars #cigarsociety #cigaraficionado #brickandmortarbusiness #cigarporn #brickandmortarshop #sotl #botl #cigarsmoker #cigarlifestyle #bandm #brickandmortar #stolenthronecigars #stolenthronecigarsthreekingdoms #stolenthronecigarscrookofthecrown #cigarworld #lencacoffee #TheMachine #bertkreischercomedy #bertkreisher

Tickets are here  Time to see the main man do his thing    #eubankwilliams  #williamseubankjr  #themachine  #nextgen

Tickets are here Time to see the main man do his thing #eubankwilliams #williamseubankjr #themachine #nextgen

"""I love giggling more than anything in the world. It's my favorite thing in the world to do."" - Bert Kreischer. ⁠ ⁠ His second favorite thing must

"""I love giggling more than anything in the world. It's my favorite thing in the world to do."" - Bert Kreischer. ⁠ ⁠ His second favorite thing must be designing kick a$$ footwear with us! Slip on your @bertkreischer house shoes and tune into one of his hilarious Netflix specials for a night of pure, unadulterated giggling. Don't have them yet? Shop link in bio!"⁠ ,⁠ ,⁠ ,⁠ #HeyBigBoy#TheMachine#bertkreischer#2bears1cave "" #comfyoutfits#comfyshoes#easyoutfit#effortlessstyle#walkingonair#walkingshoes#wearable#comfyfashion#athleisurestyle#shoegram

These bad boys are my house shoes. Shop @freewaters_footwear at the link in story!

These bad boys are my house shoes. Shop @freewaters_footwear at the link in story!

Heimkino braucht Antrieb.....❗❗  Die Maschinen von Anthem der aktuellen Reihe X40 tun genau das. Stabile Leistung,alle aktuellen Standards und on top

Heimkino braucht Antrieb.....❗❗ Die Maschinen von Anthem der aktuellen Reihe X40 tun genau das. Stabile Leistung,alle aktuellen Standards und on top gibt's noch ein Design das seines Gleichen sucht. ARC Genesis misst per kalibriertem Micro bis zu 10 Positionen und zieht die Kurve glatt,das Resultat...... sensationell. Räumlichkeit, hochauflösend und Bassfundamental das die eigenen 4 Wände zum Kino werden 👌 Bei uns vorführbereit 👌 #thisiscinema #anthem #mrx740 #themachine #heimkino #reciever #highend #movielover #pegelfest #ARC #genesis #amplifire

About last Friday night....   #TheMachine! Laughing my ass off in the first 2 minutes. It was a good night 🤖

About last Friday night.... #TheMachine! Laughing my ass off in the first 2 minutes. It was a good night 🤖